1. I'm a fuckup.

2. I feel pretty today. This is rare.

3. If I was a heroin addicted eagle and I needed to go to eagle rehab, but I'd broken my wing, and Randy was a wolf, he'd take me on his back.

4. It's probably quite bad that I've known Nathan what... a week, and I'm already having to worry about what drugs he may or may not be taking.

5. I have a cold.

6. I can't act.

7. I had my first English lesson today, which is cool. But it sucks that Nathan's not going to be in my tutor group because of my timetable being fucked around.

8. I'm a fuckup.>